Words: step, shuffle, slide, spin
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Merv tried hard to do the complex dance steps but his two left feet stumbled him into a roar of jeers; making him the joke of the dance floor. He opted to do the “Curly Shuffle,” in order to gain the crowd with humor. It backfired! People fell into hysterics at his foolishness. Merv then elected to sing Karaoke, another shot at humor, by singing a Paul Simon classic! But Merv the loser lost his voice during the “slip-sliding away” section of the song. Another eruption of embarrassing badgering blasted from the room. The rest of that evening Merv became a spin doctor, trying to persuade his hecklers to relax with the hounding. But the folks only knocked Merv upside the head as they laughed in his face. Poor Merv...the dim witted buffoon.
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